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If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year, only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank. Logically…. Those 2 banks will merge and will be called ‘The Bloody Fucking Bank’
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.. in different metal genres:
HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and [...]

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In urma bugului de OpenSSL descoperit in Debian GNU/Linux, detalii aici, LOL Cats prezinta:

Pentru cine n-a avut rabdare sa citeasca tot despre bug-ul respectiv, povestea pe scurt e ca un maintainer de la pachetul care contine OpenSSL a comentat o bucata de cod care introducea entropie in generatorul de numere aleatoare dintr-un motiv relativ stupid, [...]

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Un ultim nazist in ghetoul din Varsovia voia sa impuste un polonez. Vocea lu’ D-zeu ii spune:
- Nu-l impusca, va deveni Papa
Neamtul nu trage, dar intreaba:
- Dar eu ce voi deveni ?
Vocea lu’ D-zeu:
- Tu la fel, vei deveni Papa

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My Japan name is Chiriku arikito meikichirikito. And yours?

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Aseara, “Fat Puma” a dat un sort of geek party de 8 martie pentru noi astia tristi de ziua femeii. Si dupa un coniac, un vinisor, o tigare cu cuisoare si ceva somon ne-am apucat de jucat mim. Eu fara prea multa practica si antrenament, aia din echipa so and so, adversarii bazati la joc, [...]

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de la ei: “You know, if the pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkey, we’d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.”

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IDDTP procedure: Install, Deploy, Don’t Test, Pray.

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vorba, aia: daca stai pe buda, se ia sida ? :)

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piticu are poveste care se pare ca a aparut pe site la realitatea (sau cel putin asa zic unii), despre ce patesc unii patroni ca nu vor sa mareasca salariile la angajati.

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Asta e ultima descoperire in materie de fun stuff pe net. IHateFrenchPeople.com.
Q: Why do we need France on our side against terrorists ?
A: So the French can show them how to surrender.
Funny, eh ?
Cre’ca cu ocazia asta o sa-mi trag si io un banner pe site cu link la site-ul mentionat mai sus sa-mi exprim [...]

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“Aim towards the Enemy.” - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” - U.S. Air Force Manual
“Five second fuses only last three seconds.” - US Infantry Journal
“Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.” USAF
“A slipping gear [...]

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