{"id":1379,"date":"2009-01-30T09:49:08","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T07:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/?p=1379"},"modified":"2009-01-30T09:49:08","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T07:49:08","slug":"cocalarus-bmweisticus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2009\/01\/30\/cocalarus-bmweisticus.html","title":{"rendered":"cocalarus bmweisticus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mno fusei si io acu vreo 10 minute sa-mi fac plinul la masinuta ca iar ma asteapta un weekend de dus-intors pana la Cluj. Dupa ce-am alimentat si m-am mutat putin mai incolo in benzinarie sa-mi completez si lichidul de spalare de parbriz ca de la ultimul drum tot am consumat grupa mare, la aceeasi pompa au venit doi cocalari intr-un BMW rosu sa puna si ei benzina.<\/p>\n<p>Acu ghiciti de cat au pus benzina: de 14.59RON!!! Da, de 150.000 de lei vechi. Probabil cat sa le mai ajunga sa dea o tura de cartier dupa care sa se culce.<\/p>\n<p>Cat de cocalar sa fii sa-ti iei BMW da sa n-ai bani de benzina si sa pui cu pipeta in rezervor ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mno fusei si io acu vreo 10 minute sa-mi fac plinul la masinuta ca iar ma asteapta un weekend de dus-intors pana la Cluj. Dupa ce-am alimentat si m-am mutat putin mai incolo in benzinarie sa-mi completez si lichidul de spalare de parbriz ca de la ultimul drum tot am consumat grupa mare, la aceeasi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2009\/01\/30\/cocalarus-bmweisticus.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">cocalarus bmweisticus<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","tag-bash"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}