{"id":156,"date":"2007-03-17T01:48:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T23:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2007\/03\/17\/povesti-cu-garcea-1.html"},"modified":"2007-03-17T01:48:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-16T23:48:00","slug":"povesti-cu-garcea-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2007\/03\/17\/povesti-cu-garcea-1.html","title":{"rendered":"povesti cu garcea (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen seara asta am v\u0103zut un om care s-a accidentant cu motorul: a intrat \u00een laterala unui TIR \u0219i ca rezultat are 4 coaste rupte \u0219i un pl\u0103m\u00e2n perforat, da pare OK pe moment. Eh, fiind accident cu v\u0103t\u0103mare corporal\u0103, s-a prezentat \u0219i un reprezentant al poli\u021biei rutiere la locul unde se afla bolnavul internat \u00een spital.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen salon am asistat la urm\u0103toarea chestie: trebuia verificat\u0103 alcoolemia \u00een s\u00e2nge cu etilotestul. Nimic deosebit, numai c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd ai coastele rupte si un plam\u00e2n perforat nu prea po\u021bi s\u0103 mai tragi aer \u00een piept \u0219i s\u0103 sufli cu putere \u00een aparat. Eh, pentru garcea cel voinic acest lucru n-avea nici o importan\u021b\u0103, nici m\u0103car dup\u0103 ce \u00eentr-o prim\u0103 faz\u0103 a \u00eencercat un doctor s\u0103-i explice c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd cutia toracic\u0103 e rupt\u0103 par\u021bial nu po\u021bi s\u0103 tragi aer \u00een piept. Pentru garcea un singur lucru conta, \u0219i anume faptul c\u0103 \u00een fi\u0219a lui de accident scria ca trebuiesc luate probe cu etilotestul. \u0218i dac\u0103 a\u0219a scrie \u00een foaie&#8230; a\u0219a trebuie f\u0103cut, nu ? A renun\u021bat doar dup\u0103 ce l-a luat un doctor mai la \u0219uturi a\u0219a \u0219i i-a explicat cum c\u0103 alcoolemia se poate stabili \u0219i printr-o prob\u0103 de s\u00e2nge care se putea recolta pe loc.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219tiam ce sa fac: s\u0103 r\u00e2d sau s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng c\u00e2nd am vazut determinarea agentului de poli\u021bie \u00een a-\u0219i face datoria :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen seara asta am v\u0103zut un om care s-a accidentant cu motorul: a intrat \u00een laterala unui TIR \u0219i ca rezultat are 4 coaste rupte \u0219i un pl\u0103m\u00e2n perforat, da pare OK pe moment. Eh, fiind accident cu v\u0103t\u0103mare corporal\u0103, s-a prezentat \u0219i un reprezentant al poli\u021biei rutiere la locul unde se afla bolnavul internat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2007\/03\/17\/povesti-cu-garcea-1.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">povesti cu garcea (1)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}