{"id":1930,"date":"2009-08-28T10:14:18","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T07:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/?p=1930"},"modified":"2009-08-28T10:14:18","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T07:14:18","slug":"femeile-cu-pula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2009\/08\/28\/femeile-cu-pula.html","title":{"rendered":"femeile cu pula"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In timp ce aseara migaleam cu drag si spor la barcuta, ca ar cam fi timpul s-o termin, aud scandal afara. Prima oara, zic eh&#8230; s-or mai certa vecinii, nimic nemaiauzit.<\/p>\n<p>Da era putin pe dos: o tanti il balacarea pe unul de numa-numa.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Cristi! Unde pula mea esti ?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Eram pe aici&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Pai si de ce pula mea nu vii cand te strig ?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Nu te-am auzit&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Pai in pula mea, nu m-ai auzit, daca tu alergi&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;&#8230; (ceva ce n-am inteles)&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Pai ma, tu sa faci ce zic io in pula mea, nu ce vrei tu&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;&#8230;.(alte chestii neauzite)&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Ba da tu esti prost in pula mea, ce esti asa prost ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A mai tinut-o asa vreo cateva minute, dupa care a demarat nervoasa.<\/p>\n<p>Acu ma-sa lu Cristi nu cre&#8217;ca era, ca ala era un om in toata firea. Si exista doua variante: gagica sau nevasta. Si ambele variante triste.<\/p>\n<p>Adica cum ma sa fii asa pizda sa te faca gagica\/nevasta ca pe o albie de porci si tu sa nu zici nimic ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In timp ce aseara migaleam cu drag si spor la barcuta, ca ar cam fi timpul s-o termin, aud scandal afara. Prima oara, zic eh&#8230; s-or mai certa vecinii, nimic nemaiauzit. Da era putin pe dos: o tanti il balacarea pe unul de numa-numa. &#8211; &#8220;Cristi! Unde pula mea esti ?&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Eram pe aici&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2009\/08\/28\/femeile-cu-pula.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">femeile cu pula<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-1930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","tag-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}