{"id":26,"date":"2006-03-13T23:08:14","date_gmt":"2006-03-13T21:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/03\/13\/evaluations\/"},"modified":"2006-03-13T23:08:14","modified_gmt":"2006-03-13T21:08:14","slug":"evaluations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2006\/03\/13\/evaluations.html","title":{"rendered":"evaluations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Daca ala de mi-a trimis mailul n-a minitit, mai jos sunt evaluari primite de unii din angajatii unui anume guvern de pe pamantul asta. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Since my last report, this employee  has  reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>I would not allow this employee to breed.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a  definite won&#8217;t be.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Works well when  under  constant  supervision  and cornered like a rat in a trap.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>This young lady has delusions of adequacy.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>A gross ignoramus&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>He doesn&#8217;t have ulcers, but he&#8217;s a carrier.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>He&#8217;s been working with glue too much.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>He would argue with a signpost.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he&#8217;s the other one.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>A prime candidate for natural de-selection.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn&#8217;t coming.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>He&#8217;s got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>If he were any more stupid, he&#8217;d have to be watered twice a week.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you&#8217;d get change.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>It&#8217;s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>One neuron short of a synapse.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Takes him 2 hours to watch &#8217;60-minutes&#8217;.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daca ala de mi-a trimis mailul n-a minitit, mai jos sunt evaluari primite de unii din angajatii unui anume guvern de pe pamantul asta. Enjoy! Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig. I would not allow this employee to breed. This employee is really not so much of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2006\/03\/13\/evaluations.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">evaluations<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}