{"id":3860,"date":"2014-09-02T18:30:31","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T15:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/?p=3860"},"modified":"2014-09-02T18:30:31","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T15:30:31","slug":"inductie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2014\/09\/02\/inductie.html","title":{"rendered":"inductie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Azi am participat la prima sesiune de inductie ever din viata mea. Unde inductie se cam traduce prin spalare pe creier.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ce-am aflat:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">SMT = Senior Management Team, nu Symmetric Multi-Threading cum stiam eu.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tot la capitolul SMT: &#8220;they talk to you&#8221;. Se pare ca pe aici asta e un lucru mare de tot. Adica &#8220;Whoa, a vorbit managementul cu tine. Lasa-ma sa te ating.&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ca a venit Managing Director o data prin firma si ca oamenii de s-au intalnit cu el s-au simtit &#8220;empowered&#8221; numai prin simpla lui prezenta. Din descriere pare a fi un fel de Kim Jong-Un asa.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Trainerul de la curs ar avea succes fantastic intr-un ministru al propagandei, la cum povestea el ca ii bate inima tare si mai scapa un Sieg Heil si o lacrima cand trece pe lanaga un magazin al corporatiei de mandru ce e.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">E &#8220;brilliant&#8221; si &#8220;fantastic&#8221; la cum se doboara barierele de comunicatie in corporatie si cum &#8220;people are empowered&#8221; sa discute direct si sa ia initiativa.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Implementarea de Lync a fost prezentata ca &#8220;the next best thing since\u00a0sliced bread&#8221;. Abia astept sa puna si SharePoint-ul pe picioare, o sa fie a doua venire a lu&#8217; Jesus.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ca poti pune cifre pe slide-uri bazandu-te ca nimeni nu stie ce inseamna. Asta sau faci ceva gresit cand OPEX e de doua ori mai mare decat CAPEX.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">La jumatea zilei, in pauza de masa, un coleg s-a dus si a bagat scurt trei beri sa-si refaca neuronii distrusi. Am bagat si eu un pahar de vin de control, sa nu ramana ceva reziduuri in cap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi am participat la prima sesiune de inductie ever din viata mea. Unde inductie se cam traduce prin spalare pe creier. Ce-am aflat: SMT = Senior Management Team, nu Symmetric Multi-Threading cum stiam eu. Tot la capitolul SMT: &#8220;they talk to you&#8221;. Se pare ca pe aici asta e un lucru mare de tot. Adica &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2014\/09\/02\/inductie.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">inductie<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[35,43],"class_list":["post-3860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","tag-tampenii","tag-uk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3860"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3864,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860\/revisions\/3864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}