{"id":447,"date":"2007-12-06T23:03:23","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T21:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2007\/12\/06\/cum-se-fac-copchii.html"},"modified":"2007-12-06T23:03:23","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T21:03:23","slug":"cum-se-fac-copchii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2007\/12\/06\/cum-se-fac-copchii.html","title":{"rendered":"cum se fac copchiii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cand ai copchii, la un moment data o sa te intrebe: cum se fac copiii ?<\/p>\n<p>Acu, traditia zice sa le explici de flori si albinute si cum se polenizeaza ele and shit. Ce nu pricep io e de ce dracu nu-i pui la kinder un pornache d&#8217;ala cu straight sex si fara perversiuni si dupa ce-si da ala drumu in film ii zici: si peste noua luni apare kinderu. Ii spui direct adevaru, fara bullshit fara nimic.<\/p>\n<p>La Cluj, vorbeam c&#8217;o colega care zice ca fica&#8217;sa a inceput s-o intrebe si nu prea stie ce sa-i zica. I-am explicat ideea mea si s-a uitat asa chioras la mine de parca as fi injurat-o&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cand ai copchii, la un moment data o sa te intrebe: cum se fac copiii ? Acu, traditia zice sa le explici de flori si albinute si cum se polenizeaza ele and shit. Ce nu pricep io e de ce dracu nu-i pui la kinder un pornache d&#8217;ala cu straight sex si fara perversiuni si &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2007\/12\/06\/cum-se-fac-copchii.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">cum se fac copchiii<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","tag-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}