1.\u00a0 \u00a0Men are NOT mind readers.<\/p>\n
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.\u00a0You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.\u00a0We need it up, you need it down.\u00a0You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.<\/p>\n
1. Crying is blackmail.<\/p>\n
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
\n– Subtle hints do not work!
\n– Strong hints do not work!
\n– Obvious hints do not work!
\nJust say it!<\/p>\n
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every\u00a0question.<\/p>\n
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s\u00a0what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.<\/p>\n
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In\u00a0fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.<\/p>\n
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.<\/p>\n
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways\u00a0makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.<\/p>\n
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it\u00a0done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it\u00a0yourself.<\/p>\n
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.<\/p>\n
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.\u00a0We have no idea what mauve is.<\/p>\n
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.<\/p>\n
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like\u00a0nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the\u00a0hassle..<\/p>\n
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer\u00a0you don’t want to hear.<\/p>\n
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is\u00a0fine… really.<\/p>\n
1. You have enough clothes.<\/p>\n
1. You have too many shoes.<\/p>\n
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!<\/p>\n
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