{"id":6974,"date":"2024-12-09T13:40:24","date_gmt":"2024-12-09T11:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/?p=6974"},"modified":"2024-12-09T13:40:25","modified_gmt":"2024-12-09T11:40:25","slug":"bisericale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2024\/12\/09\/bisericale.html","title":{"rendered":"bisericale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In weekend am fost la o slujba, obligatie d’aia maxima de inmormantare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Si cum ma plictiseam cu lumanrea in mana, i-am ascultat pe popi cum ziceau lucruri acolo si mi-au sarit in ochi doua lucruri:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Ti se iarta doar ultimii zeci ani de pacate si primii zece ani din viata de apoi stai linistit. Dupa care afli daca te duci in rai sau iad. Interesant, ca daca o dai cum trebuie, poti sa ti-o arzi maxim de prost ultimii zece ani si nu se pune :))<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Popii astia ortodocsi o sa fie cauza pentru care o sa avem zombie apocalipse, ca se roaga pentru ea la fiecare inmormantare: “Si cei morti imi vor auzi glasul si se vor trezi si vor iesi”. Pai astia cu cine tin? Cu ursu mort?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    In weekend am fost la o slujba, obligatie d’aia maxima de inmormantare. Si cum ma plictiseam cu lumanrea in mana, i-am ascultat pe popi cum ziceau lucruri acolo si mi-au sarit in ochi doua lucruri:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-6974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","tag-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6975,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6974\/revisions\/6975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}