{"id":758,"date":"2008-06-14T00:51:56","date_gmt":"2008-06-13T21:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/?p=758"},"modified":"2008-06-14T00:51:56","modified_gmt":"2008-06-13T21:51:56","slug":"cum-sa-te-pregatesti-de-dupa-nunta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2008\/06\/14\/cum-sa-te-pregatesti-de-dupa-nunta.html","title":{"rendered":"cum sa te pregatesti de dupa nunta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Avand in vedere ca de obicei la nunti te bucuri ca doi oameni s-au casatorit, si cum bucuria fara bautura n-are rost, in functie de cat de mare e bucuria ta, la fel de mare o sa fie si durerea de cap de dupa nunta.<\/p>\n<p>Drept urmare, ca sa te doara capul cat mai putin se procedeaza in felul urmator:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>iti cumperi de la supermarket un borcan de castraveti murati, un kil&#8217; de lamai si o cutiuta mica de nurofen<\/li>\n<li>seara inainte sa apuci sa te bucuri iei un nurofen cu putin suc si stai 10-15 minute pe tusa<\/li>\n<li>te bucuri cat te tine stomacul\/ficatul\/etc<\/li>\n<li>cand ajungi acasa dupa ce te-ai bucurat mai bagi de control un nurofen si te culci<\/li>\n<li>daca inca iti e rau cand te trezesti, scoti frumos borcanul de castraveti de la frigider, bagi 2-3 de control, iti stoci o lamaie in gura si bei apa cat cuprinde<\/li>\n<li>repeti procesul asta de 2-3 ori si pana seara ejti fresh mai ceva ca o portocala abia stoarsa<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pentru manifestari neplacute adresati-va medicului sau farmacistului. Sau daca v-ati bucurat mai mult decat va tine scoica, apelati cu incredere la 112 ca&#8217;s baieti de gasca si va scot ei sangele din alcool, il spala si vi-l baga la loc ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avand in vedere ca de obicei la nunti te bucuri ca doi oameni s-au casatorit, si cum bucuria fara bautura n-are rost, in functie de cat de mare e bucuria ta, la fel de mare o sa fie si durerea de cap de dupa nunta. Drept urmare, ca sa te doara capul cat mai putin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/2008\/06\/14\/cum-sa-te-pregatesti-de-dupa-nunta.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">cum sa te pregatesti de dupa nunta<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[47,35],"class_list":["post-758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","tag-diverse","tag-tampenii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imacandi.net\/sin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}