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I hate French people dot com

Asta e ultima descoperire in materie de fun stuff pe net. IHateFrenchPeople.com.

Q: Why do we need France on our side against terrorists ?
A: So the French can show them how to surrender.

Funny, eh ?

Cre’ca cu ocazia asta o sa-mi trag si io un banner pe site cu link la site-ul mentionat mai sus sa-mi exprim dragostea pentru limba lor de 2 bani. Sau, si mai bine, ca tot aveam in plan diverse prostii, cre’ca o sa vad cum fac sa adaug o a treia coloana la blog, acu ca am si loc cu noua tema :))


“Aim towards the Enemy.” – Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” – U.S. Air Force Manual

“Five second fuses only last three seconds.” – US Infantry Journal

“Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.” USAF

“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” – US Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. – U.S. Marine Corps

“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.” – US Infantry Journal

“No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.” – Joe Gay

“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.” U.S. Marine Corps

“The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.” USAF

de pe Y!M

Gigi Becali anunță că va face programul de guvernare ținând cont de ultimele cărți silabisite care l-au marcat profund: în fiscalitate, se va reveni la sistemul din “Punguța cu doi bani”, iar în zootehnie fiecare capră va fi obligată să aiba trei iezi. Cei care refuză să intre în Partidul “Generatia de la 9” vor fi convinși cu metoda “Zdreanță, îți pun ochii pe faianță!”.