Monthly Archives: May 2008

amenda

Ieri s-a intamplat premiera, mi-am luat prima mea amenda de viteza ;)) La intrare pe A2, politia cu radarul. 50 roni si 2 puncte penalizare pentru 145km/h. Mare bulan ca nu m-a luat radarul 1-2 minute mai incolo cand ajunsesem aproape de viteza de croaziera :)

[geek stuff] server nou

Dupa o perioada de shared hosting s-a ivit oportunitatea de a-mi muta domeniul pe o masina separata, pe care sa pot s-o configurez io asa cum imi place. Si uite asa, prin bunavointa unei colege care avea un appliance uitat de sfinti printr-un depozit, am ajuns sa am server propriu si personal. Configuratia este relativ modesta raportata la zilele noastre (Pentium III @ 1Ghz, 512MB RAM, 20 GB ATA HDD), insa pentru ce am io nevoie, e mai mult decat suficient.

Pe langa faptul ca-mi e mult mai usor sa fac modificari la sistem daca vreau sa schimb ceva la configurare sau sa mai restartez un serviciu ceva, am avut si oportunitatea sa instalez cyrus-imap pentru partea de mailbox server si IMAP server, ca vroiam de mai demult sa invat cum se lucreaza cu el, dar n-am avut pana acum nici masina de teste nici timpul necesar. Si ca sa fie treaba treaba, am activat si sieve pentru a face sortarea mailurile in foldere server side. Singurul dezavantaj la dracia asta e ca Thunderbird nu prea se uita prin toate folderele cand face refresh la mailuri ci doar in INBOX, si uite asa tre sa dau io click pe fiecare folder sa vad daca a mai aparut vre-un mail prin el sau nu. Pana acu n-am gasit nici un butonas prin care sa-i zic lu Thunderbird asta sa verifice toate folderele :(

Inca mai am de mutat servicii pe masina noua, insa ce-a fost mai important a fost mutat. Mai am chestii mici like sa updatez DNS-urile sa includa serverul nou.

Partea cea mai cool din toata treaba asta e ca masinuta respectiva acum se lafaie intr-un datacenter, in conditii optime de ventilatie si alimentare :)

Cu ocazia asta am zis sa-mi pun si-un webmail pentru cand n-am laptop la mine, insa in afara de roundcube care e putin tembel la niste faze n-am gasit nici unu care sa arate uber cool, in ideea ca vreau ceva foarte eye candy.

poveste de cartier

poveste de cartier

Cica asta ar trebui sa fie un fel de remake romanesc de la West Side Story. N-am vazut filmul respectiv, insa filmul asta e un film cu manele, bani, droguri si femei. A, si e si un fel de musical. Gangsta musical cu manele… the ultime shit in movie technology.

Asta e genul ala de film pe care-l vezi doar atunci cand nu mai sunt filme de vazut pe nicaieri. Sau daca esti manelist.

LE: Dupa o mica cautare pe gugle, am aflat ca si West Side Story e tot un musical.

emo music, take 1

Dupa ultimele relatari din presa despre generatia EMO, m-am apucat si io sa ascult muzica de asculta ei sa vad si io cum e si daca e asa cum zic astia ca te invata sa te sinucizi and shit.

Am ascultat un album de la “My Chemical Romance” si nu mi se pare cu nimic deosebit fata de alte rockereli d’astea de exista pe piata la momentul actual. Trecand peste numele unor melodii like “Kill all your friends” sau “Famous last words”, muzica asta, din punctul meu de vedere, nu te aduce intr-un mood din ala suicidal.

O sa mai caut si alte formatii d’astea EMO sa vad si alea cum canta, da cel putin pana acu, io nu m-as arunca sa dau vina pe muzica. Inca sunt convins ca exista alte motive de se sinucid aia.

In alta ordine de idei, WTF ? E cumva suicidul interzi in tara asta ?

how to kill a dragon

.. in different metal genres:

HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…without the princess.

VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves…

DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell’s eternity.

PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the Heavy Metal protagonist.

INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone’s screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she’s been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to ‘thank’ the protagonist he replies, “Sorry, but I don’t believe in having sex before marriage.”

GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

via #mumu, via http://aribancale.multiply.com/journal.