When the end of the world arrives, how will the World’s media report it ?

• The New York Times: We’re dead
• The Wall Street Journal : Dow Jones index plummets to zero as world ends – NASDAQ closes shop, NIKKEI follows american lead
• The Sun: Charles and Di, together again
• Playboy: Girls of the apocalypse
• Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple, Sun, IBM lose market share
• CopperArt Catalog: Our final sale
• Inside Sports: Game Over
• Wired: The last new thing
• Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead reunion tour
• Readers Digest: ‘Bye
• National Geographic: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affects the way we view the Cosmos?
• TV Week: Death and damnation: Ratings bonanza !
• Womans Weekly: Lose 10 KG… by judgment day with our new “Armageddon Diet”
• MONEY MAGAZINE : Ten ways you can profit from the rapture
• PC Today: Armageddon tolerant software now available !
• SHOP IN TIMES SQUARE: This is our final closing down sale (this time we really mean it)
• Al Jazeera: Ssay hello to the 72 virgins !
• Christianity Today : “We told you so”

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